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ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

outlaw-monarch:

eshusplayground:

tangerineshades:

Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum. 

And that’s awesome.

"Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning, and magic."

"But isn’t magic cheating, mother?"

"In war, the cheaters live, love."

Fun fact: Tom and Rene decided back during the first Thor movie that their headcanon for their characters was that they were very close and  Frigga WAS the one who taught him fighting and magic.

69ingmywaytothegoldenstate:

kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

my fav trips to the grocery stores are those where a little kid stalks me for three aisles before telling me my hair is their “most favorites color ever” then running away grinning 

(Source: nonchalantcroissant)

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